I'm John Passaniti. Well, one of them. The one in Rochester, New York. Well, actually it's a lovely suburb of Rochester called Brighton.

By my estimate, there are roughly 3.14 gazillion web sites in the world, 62% of which at some level involve videos of cats and laser pointers. This site currently lacks such video content, but you're welcome to enjoy the following until it does:

• I have a blog, like everyone else.
• I set up a temporary mirror of scanned Forth Dimensions issues.
• Here's a collection of random files that I've left for other people.